Here’s is twist on this whole wingman thing (which I love).  I have a lovely girlfriend however, at times when I drink my weight in beer, I tend to be flirty.  And by flirty I mean I think I’m single again.  So, after multiple stupid decisions, my buddy’s all reverse wingman me as they love my lady, they know I do too and they don’t want to see me buy my house twice.  We call it cockblock protocol but it is essentially reverse wingman protocol.  When they see me talking to a lady and things are progressing, one will approach us and bring up just about anything completely inappropriate to which the girl disappears never to be seen again.  I usually thank them……Usually.